Him: Babe are you on your period? ;)
Me: Aha. Ha. Die
Him: Yeah I could tell lol damn
Me: I’m not on my period-_-
Couldn’t study I was so bored. Took two extra strength tylonols and washed it down with a mug of 25% NyQuil and the rest water. Got blurry, ate an apple, sobered up and drove my girl to work. Now I’m texting my ex and eating carrots like a starved rabbit.